Top Weekly Shower Thoughts

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satirequeen
Apr 24, 2020 2:00 PM EDT

Here are some of this week's top shower thoughts; the greatest philosophical insights of the average Joe. They'll make you question everything you thought you knew about the world, our existence, and all the random crap out there in the universe. 

And in case you missed last week's top shower thoughts, here they are.

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  • 01
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/2n20 2 days ago 32. You know you've made it when your couches aren't against a wall.
    via u/2n20
  • 02
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/CarlPeligro 4 days ago If the T symbol were trademarked, it would also require a ™ symbol, and reproducing it properly would trigger an infinite loop of symbols. TM
    via u/CarlPeligro
  • 03
    Text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/juicehouse 6 days ago S We talk about half and quarter hours but never third hours, even though it's a nice, even 20 minutes.
    via u/juicehouse
  • 04
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/snackattack747 4 days ago Drinking thru a straw is the exact opposite of going snorkeling
    via u/snackattack747
  • 05
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/therkop 4 days ago Balding is not in the body positivity movement, but gaining weight is. However, one of those things is often times more controllable while the other happens whether you like it or not.
    via u/therkop
  • 06
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/itsmeitsmike 3 days ago If somebody wears black every day, nobody cares. If somebody wears yellow every day, that's weird.
    via u/itsmeitsmike
  • 07
    Text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/BureForSureEH 5 days ago People's hate for Carole Baskin really shows our willingness to listen and follow the ramblings of a crazy man with charisma
    via u/BureForSureEH
  • 08
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Not_NathanL 4 days ago You've probably set your personal record for going without blinking when you weren't thinking about it.
    via u/Not_NathanL
  • 09
    Text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/SongsofLightAndDark 5 days ago The Oompa Loompas were rather hypocritical to sing songs about people's personality faults when they allowed themselves to be trafficked across the globe and exploited in order to fuel their cocoa addiction.
    via u/SongsofLightAndDark
  • 10
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/ComeOnSans 7 days ago The only reason we grow out of childhood fears like monsters and the dark is because we get real things to be scared of like taxes and dying alone.
    via u/ComeOnSans
  • 11
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/S3YMOUR 5 days ago Calling celebrities "stars" because they stand out sort of implies that the rest of us are the empty, meaningless void of outer space.
    via u/S3YMOUR
  • 12
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/chum1989 3 days ago Using solar power to run air conditioning is using the sun against itself
    via u/chum1989

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